tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8396922267717950704.post6443667692882744308..comments2023-06-29T10:06:10.920-04:00Comments on Gibberish and Drivel: I've Seen The Future, And It Will BeScott Johnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00553698470518254726noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8396922267717950704.post-52013404713030365322007-05-27T14:28:00.000-04:002007-05-27T14:28:00.000-04:00Yay, Kelley! That's the spirit! If we were weari...Yay, Kelley! That's the spirit! If we were wearing hug shirts right now, I would be sending one your way!Scott Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00553698470518254726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8396922267717950704.post-77767498718818429752007-05-26T10:34:00.000-04:002007-05-26T10:34:00.000-04:00Spage-age clothing? Check this out: cutecircuit.co...Spage-age clothing? Check this out: <A HREF="http://www.cutecircuit.com/now/projects/wearables/" REL="nofollow">cutecircuit.com</A>Kelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12805259253007642128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8396922267717950704.post-49267736661466374542007-05-25T23:55:00.000-04:002007-05-25T23:55:00.000-04:00If only I had realized, I could have turned this i...If only I had realized, I could have turned this into a Top 6 kind of list. What else are we missing out from the future that never was and always will be?Scott Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00553698470518254726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8396922267717950704.post-31047910621158780022007-05-25T23:44:00.000-04:002007-05-25T23:44:00.000-04:00John, John, John.1. First, we are talking domestic...John, John, John.<BR/>1. First, we are talking domesticated monkeys. This behavior would be eliminated. Remember, dogs are now extinct. Secondly, you simply train your monkey to pick up after itself.<BR/><BR/>2. Flying cars don't kill people. People kill people. You can program the cars to keep them out of way of other cars. And mountains, and buildings, and pet monkeys. You could even teach your monkey to drive it for you. And just think, no more traffic jams.<BR/><BR/>3. Damn skippy. Lightsabers have to be greatest invention never invented. The homage in Hichhiker's Guide with the bread cutter/toaster - priceless.<BR/><BR/>4. Yes. Michelle Walker.<BR/><BR/>5. If your pet monkey is doing all the work, you wouldn't be sweating.<BR/><BR/>You are just WAY TOO PRAGMATIC for all this. Maybe it's negative thinking like yours that's held us back from the utopian (or nihilistic) future we are supposed to be living in. Maybe your lawyeriness is a cover for your part in the conspiracy.<BR/><BR/>Next you'll be telling me what you think soylent blue is made from.Scott Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00553698470518254726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8396922267717950704.post-64591603657586746072007-05-25T20:14:00.000-04:002007-05-25T20:14:00.000-04:001. Dude, monkeys fling poo. It's bad enough when ...1. Dude, monkeys fling <I>poo</I>. It's bad enough when the dog craps on the carpet, but imagine your walls covered in monkey poo. Dogs are definitely the way to go.<BR/><BR/>2. The flying car is a bad idea too. People can barely stay in their lane on a single horizontal plane, let alone the vertical.<BR/><BR/>3. I'm with ya on the lightsaber though. Electric knives and hedge clippers are <I>so</I> antiquated--I want to carve the Thanksgiving turkey with laser precision.<BR/><BR/>4. Michelle Walker?<BR/><BR/>5. Space-age fibers chafe and make you sweat. Cotton, my man. Cotton.Dubberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16499499035831984028noreply@blogger.com