This has been attributed to many different sources. I do not know for a fact who the author is to give them proper credit. Be that as it may:
"They say such nice things about people at funerals that it makes me quite sad to realize that I will miss mine by just a few days."
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I plan on being there for mine and haunting the snot out of everyone I know.
Figures.
But, wait. Aren't you doing the lawyer thing. I thought that involved selling your soul. :0
There were three random thoughts that I had while posting this:
1. If only the good die young, I will be here for a loooooong time.
2. I have decided to live forever, so there won't be anyone around saying anything nice about me. Ever.
3. And if I did die, it would be a short funeral. There aren't that many nice things to say about me!
Actually, I sold my soul to Bill Gates, but when the devil retires, you get it back.
And because I'm a spoilsport, the answer to your question is "nothing."
I knew you would know it. You simply would ask Bryan...
And I knew you would post it here, too.
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